Your NEIGHBORS Will Kill You!
I was just listening to my friend tell me that his city passed an ordinance saying that every car parked on the street must be moved "at least 3 feet every 24 hours." The ordinance is absurd altogether, but I'm going to set the absurdity aspect of the ordinance aside for the moment. Right now the entire world is under quarantine. Now logically, the city would not enforce such an ordinance when everyone has to stay home. No one is going anywhere. However, this person's neighbor does not like the fact that his car is parked on the road in front of his house. So guess what he does? Yep, you guessed it! Every single day this pathetic person literally calls the police on his own neighbor just to have them drive out and see whether or not his car has moved three feet. Now my friend thought, "well, I'll just go to the next city council meeting and see if they can observe a bit of common sense while the quarantine is going on?" But of co...